{"product_id":"no-airbags-sticker","title":"“NO AIRBAGS” STICKER","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause apparently, seatbelts are for pussies and basic survival instincts are optional.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor the blokes driving a 1998 shitbox held together by rust, zip ties and blind fucking confidence.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAirbags? Nah, mate.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eABS? Never heard of her.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCheck engine light? Just a suggestion.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSteering wheel shaking at 80km\/h? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThat’s just the road giving you a massage.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"list-inside list-disc whitespace-normal [li_\u0026amp;]:pl-6\" data-streamdown=\"unordered-list\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"text-ink-primary text-t2 py-1 leading-6 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:inline\" data-streamdown=\"list-item\"\u003eWaterproof vinyl material\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"text-ink-primary text-t2 py-1 leading-6 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:inline\" data-streamdown=\"list-item\"\u003eUV, oil \u0026amp; dirt resistant\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"text-ink-primary text-t2 py-1 leading-6 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:inline\" data-streamdown=\"list-item\"\u003e10cm x 10cm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"text-ink-primary text-t2 py-1 leading-6 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:inline\" data-streamdown=\"list-item\"\u003eEasy peel-and-stick\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"text-ink-primary text-t2 py-1 leading-6 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:inline\" data-streamdown=\"list-item\"\u003e48hr dispatch — ships from Australia\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSTICKACUNT - STICK IT WHERE IT MATTERS!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"STICKACUNT","offers":[{"title":"Single sticker","offer_id":67892196606318,"sku":"SC-024-S","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3-sticker bundle","offer_id":67990004400494,"sku":"SC-024-3","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5-sticker bundle","offer_id":67990004433262,"sku":"SC-024-5","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1035\/0877\/1182\/files\/IMG_2751.jpg?v=1793108417","url":"https:\/\/2khahu-9y.myshopify.com\/ja\/products\/no-airbags-sticker","provider":"STICKACUNT","version":"1.0","type":"link"}